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  • Honway did indeed go to work, erhen rhid did happen, the dust of ages began to shed from their ancient forms as the cursed beasts of the four horsemen began to prepare to ride once more.

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  • "Been there long?" "Two days!" "Two days then?" "And I shall remain for two days more I fair wager"

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Song lyric of the week, just because a want to!



Van Gough did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer.


There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.


Einstein can't be classed as witless.
He claimed atoms were the littlest.
When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness
Frighten everybody shitless



Ian Dury and The Blockheads



There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards

released 1977





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